Asshole-Free Zone Doormat

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Set the tone with humor and a no-nonsense attitude using our "This Is an Asshole-Free Zone" Coir Doormat! Perfect for keeping the vibes positive and the energy respectful, this bold welcome mat makes your expectations clear—with a cheeky twist.

Crafted from durable coir fibers and backed with a slip-resistant rubber base, this door mat traps dirt while standing up to everyday foot traffic. Available in four sizes—16x24, 18x30, 24x36, and 24x60—it’s a fun and functional fit for porches, patios, or entryways with personality.

Whether you're adding flair to your home or gifting a friend who appreciates a little sass, our "Asshole-Free Zone" doormat keeps your space as kind (and honest) as it is stylish.

We recommend that coir doormats be used in a covered area to be sheltered from the elements. When coir doormats get wet and cannot dry properly, the fibers can soak up the water. The water then pushes the natural coconut oil to the surface of the fibers giving it a darker and stained appearance. This can also deteriorate the design causing it to fade quickly.

Shedding is expected in the beginning while loose fibers from manufacturing are knocked out. Giving your mat a gentle shake can speed the process up. Sweeping or vacuuming can also help. All rugs are unique. Some may be darker or lighter than the photo or have variances of color in the mat. Since coir doormats are made from the husks of coconuts, some fibers may be thicker or thinner than others. There may also be chunks of husks in the fibers. All mats are hand cut, so please allow for a 1 inch +/- variance in length. If you are needing an exact measurement, please reach out to us so we can verify that we can provide one that fits your needs. Doormats are .5 to .75 inches thick.