
GO AWAY - You Don't Even Live Here Doormat
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Make your message unmistakable with our "Go Away – You Don’t Even Live Here" Coir Doormat! This cheeky door mat greets visitors with no-nonsense humor, ensuring unwanted guests get the hint before stepping inside.
Crafted from sturdy coir fibers and backed with a slip‑resistant rubber base, this doormat is built to handle daily foot traffic while keeping dirt and debris outside. Available in four convenient sizes—16x24, 18x30, 24x36, and 24x60—it’s the perfect fit for any entryway, from a snug apartment doorway to a sprawling front porch.
Whether you’re sprucing up your front porch decor, hunting for a memorable housewarming gift, or searching for a standout realtor closing gift, this funny welcome mat delivers personality and practicality in equal measure. Tell trespassers to take a hike—and still keep your floors clean!
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
We recommend that coir doormats be used in a covered area to be sheltered from the elements. When coir doormats get wet and cannot dry properly, the fibers can soak up the water. The water then pushes the natural coconut oil to the surface of the fibers giving it a darker and stained appearance. This can also deteriorate the design causing it to fade quickly.
Shedding is expected in the beginning while loose fibers from manufacturing are knocked out. Giving your mat a gentle shake can speed the process up. Sweeping or vacuuming can also help. All rugs are unique. Some may be darker or lighter than the photo or have variances of color in the mat. Since coir doormats are made from the husks of coconuts, some fibers may be thicker or thinner than others. There may also be chunks of husks in the fibers. All mats are hand cut, so please allow for a 1 inch +/- variance in length. If you are needing an exact measurement, please reach out to us so we can verify that we can provide one that fits your needs. Doormats are .5 to .75 inches thick.
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