Look At Us, Buying A House And Shit Doormat

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Celebrate your new home with a dose of humor using our "Look at Us, Buying a House and Shit" Coir Doormat! This playful welcome mat perfectly captures the excitement (and chaos) of homeownership, making it a fun and relatable addition to your front porch.

Crafted from durable coir fibers and finished with a slip-resistant rubber backing, thisdoor mat is built to withstand daily foot traffic while keeping dirt and debris outside. Available in four convenient sizes—16x24, 18x30, 24x36, and 24x60—it's a perfect fit for any entryway.

Whether you’re decorating your own new home, looking for a hilarious housewarming gift, or want to give a memorable realtor closing gift, our "Look at Us, Buying a House and Shit" doormat is the perfect way to welcome guests—and celebrate your big milestone with a laugh!

We recommend that coir doormats be used in a covered area to be sheltered from the elements. When coir doormats get wet and cannot dry properly, the fibers can soak up the water. The water then pushes the natural coconut oil to the surface of the fibers giving it a darker and stained appearance. This can also deteriorate the design causing it to fade quickly.

Shedding is expected in the beginning while loose fibers from manufacturing are knocked out. Giving your mat a gentle shake can speed the process up. Sweeping or vacuuming can also help. All rugs are unique. Some may be darker or lighter than the photo or have variances of color in the mat. Since coir doormats are made from the husks of coconuts, some fibers may be thicker or thinner than others. There may also be chunks of husks in the fibers. All mats are hand cut, so please allow for a 1 inch +/- variance in length. If you are needing an exact measurement, please reach out to us so we can verify that we can provide one that fits your needs. Doormats are .5 to .75 inches thick.