Oh Shit, You're Here Doormat

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Bring humor right to your doorstep with our "Oh Shit, You're Here" Coir Doormat! Perfect for those who love a little sass and sarcasm, this bold welcome mat adds instant personality and lets guests know they’ve arrived—ready or not.

Crafted from durable coir fibers and backed with a slip-resistant rubber base, this door mat is made to handle daily foot traffic while keeping dirt and debris outside. Available in four versatile sizes—16x24, 18x30, 24x36, and 24x60—it’s a great fit for apartments, porches, or homes that don’t take themselves too seriously.

Whether you're looking to spice up your front porch decor, shopping for a hilarious housewarming gift, or just want to greet guests with a laugh, our "Oh Shit, You're Here" doormat delivers humor and charm in one unforgettable welcome.

We recommend that coir doormats be used in a covered area to be sheltered from the elements. When coir doormats get wet and cannot dry properly, the fibers can soak up the water. The water then pushes the natural coconut oil to the surface of the fibers giving it a darker and stained appearance. This can also deteriorate the design causing it to fade quickly.

Shedding is expected in the beginning while loose fibers from manufacturing are knocked out. Giving your mat a gentle shake can speed the process up. Sweeping or vacuuming can also help. All rugs are unique. Some may be darker or lighter than the photo or have variances of color in the mat. Since coir doormats are made from the husks of coconuts, some fibers may be thicker or thinner than others. There may also be chunks of husks in the fibers. All mats are hand cut, so please allow for a 1 inch +/- variance in length. If you are needing an exact measurement, please reach out to us so we can verify that we can provide one that fits your needs. Doormats are .5 to .75 inches thick.