SCRAM! Get Off My Porch Doormat

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Make your message loud and clear with our "SCRAM! Get Off My Porch. We Don't Want to Talk to You." Coir Doormat! Perfect for those who appreciate bold humor and zero unwanted small talk, this funny doormat* sets the tone before anyone even rings the bell.

Crafted from durable coir fibers and backed with slip-resistant rubber, this door mat is built to withstand daily use while keeping dirt and debris outside—right where it belongs. Available in four sizes—16x24, 18x30, 24x36, and 24x60—it’s a perfect fit for entryways of all shapes and sizes.

Whether you're keeping things real with your front porch decor, looking for a hilarious housewarming gift, or just love setting boundaries with style, our "SCRAM!" doormat says it all—no explanations necessary.

We recommend that coir doormats be used in a covered area to be sheltered from the elements. When coir doormats get wet and cannot dry properly, the fibers can soak up the water. The water then pushes the natural coconut oil to the surface of the fibers giving it a darker and stained appearance. This can also deteriorate the design causing it to fade quickly.

Shedding is expected in the beginning while loose fibers from manufacturing are knocked out. Giving your mat a gentle shake can speed the process up. Sweeping or vacuuming can also help. All rugs are unique. Some may be darker or lighter than the photo or have variances of color in the mat. Since coir doormats are made from the husks of coconuts, some fibers may be thicker or thinner than others. There may also be chunks of husks in the fibers. All mats are hand cut, so please allow for a 1 inch +/- variance in length. If you are needing an exact measurement, please reach out to us so we can verify that we can provide one that fits your needs. Doormats are .5 to .75 inches thick.