This House Runs On Coffee & Sarcasm Funny Doormat

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Welcome guests with a dose of wit and caffeine-fueled honesty with our "This House Runs on Coffee & Sarcasm" Coir Doormat! Perfect for those who like their mornings strong and their humor stronger, this playful welcome mat adds personality and attitude right at your doorstep.

Crafted from durable coir fibers and backed with a slip-resistant rubber base, this door mat stands up to daily foot traffic while keeping dirt and debris outside. Available in four versatile sizes—16x24, 18x30, 24x36, and 24x60—it’s a perfect fit for porches, patios, and entryways with a sense of humor.

Whether you're refreshing your front porch decor, looking for a quirky housewarming gift, or just want your doormat to speak your truth, our "Coffee & Sarcasm" doormat is the perfect blend of function and fun.

We recommend that coir doormats be used in a covered area to be sheltered from the elements. When coir doormats get wet and cannot dry properly, the fibers can soak up the water. The water then pushes the natural coconut oil to the surface of the fibers giving it a darker and stained appearance. This can also deteriorate the design causing it to fade quickly.

Shedding is expected in the beginning while loose fibers from manufacturing are knocked out. Giving your mat a gentle shake can speed the process up. Sweeping or vacuuming can also help. All rugs are unique. Some may be darker or lighter than the photo or have variances of color in the mat. Since coir doormats are made from the husks of coconuts, some fibers may be thicker or thinner than others. There may also be chunks of husks in the fibers. All mats are hand cut, so please allow for a 1 inch +/- variance in length. If you are needing an exact measurement, please reach out to us so we can verify that we can provide one that fits your needs. Doormats are .5 to .75 inches thick.