This Mat Doesn't Say Welcome Because I'm Not A Liar Doormat

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Make a bold (and hilarious) statement right at your doorstep with our "This Mat Doesn't Say Welcome Because I'm Not a Liar" Coir Doormat! Perfect for those who appreciate a bit of sarcasm and brutal honesty, this funny doormat sets the tone with unapologetic humor before your guests even knock.

Crafted from durable coir fibers and backed with a slip-resistant rubber base, this door mat is built to handle daily wear while keeping dirt and debris outside. Available in four versatile sizes—*16x24, 18x30, 24x36, and 24x60—it’s a perfect fit for any entryway, from apartments to full-blown fortresses.

Whether you're shopping for a laugh-out-loud housewarming gift, a one-of-a-kind realtor closing gift, or just want to let visitors know what they're in for, this honestly unwelcoming doormat is the perfect mix of sass and practicality. Who needs “welcome” when you’ve got personality?

We recommend that coir doormats be used in a covered area to be sheltered from the elements. When coir doormats get wet and cannot dry properly, the fibers can soak up the water. The water then pushes the natural coconut oil to the surface of the fibers giving it a darker and stained appearance. This can also deteriorate the design causing it to fade quickly.

Shedding is expected in the beginning while loose fibers from manufacturing are knocked out. Giving your mat a gentle shake can speed the process up. Sweeping or vacuuming can also help. All rugs are unique. Some may be darker or lighter than the photo or have variances of color in the mat. Since coir doormats are made from the husks of coconuts, some fibers may be thicker or thinner than others. There may also be chunks of husks in the fibers. All mats are hand cut, so please allow for a 1 inch +/- variance in length. If you are needing an exact measurement, please reach out to us so we can verify that we can provide one that fits your needs. Doormats are .5 to .75 inches thick.