Welcome - Just Kidding. Please Leave. Doormat

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Greet guests with a dose of sarcasm using our "Welcome – Just Kidding. Please Leave." Coir Doormat! This hilariously blunt welcome mat is perfect for anyone with a dry sense of humor and a love for peace and quiet.

Crafted from durable coir fibers and backed with a slip-resistant rubber base, this door mat stands up to daily foot traffic while keeping dirt and debris outside. Available in four sizes—16x24, 18x30, 24x36, and 24x60—it’s a bold fit for any entryway, from cozy apartments to full-size porches.

Whether you're refreshing your front porch decor, shopping for a quirky housewarming gift, or just want to give your visitors a laugh (and a hint), our "Welcome – Just Kidding. Please Leave." doormat delivers personality and punch in one fun, functional piece.

We recommend that coir doormats be used in a covered area to be sheltered from the elements. When coir doormats get wet and cannot dry properly, the fibers can soak up the water. The water then pushes the natural coconut oil to the surface of the fibers giving it a darker and stained appearance. This can also deteriorate the design causing it to fade quickly.

Shedding is expected in the beginning while loose fibers from manufacturing are knocked out. Giving your mat a gentle shake can speed the process up. Sweeping or vacuuming can also help. All rugs are unique. Some may be darker or lighter than the photo or have variances of color in the mat. Since coir doormats are made from the husks of coconuts, some fibers may be thicker or thinner than others. There may also be chunks of husks in the fibers. All mats are hand cut, so please allow for a 1 inch +/- variance in length. If you are needing an exact measurement, please reach out to us so we can verify that we can provide one that fits your needs. Doormats are .5 to .75 inches thick.